English Jokes

An English professor was telling his students about double negatives. "Two negatives cancel each other out to make a positive," he said, "but it is impossible for two positives to cancel each other out to make a negative."

"Yeah, right," muttered one of the students.

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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws but a comma has its pause at the end of its clause.